RESPECT 2.0

10 coisas sobre o Chuck Norris

10- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

9- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

8- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

7- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

6- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

5- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

2- Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

1- Chuck Norris é RULÃO