You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: well
Stranger: and u?
You: im interested in your health
You: im concerned about you
You: are you ok?
Stranger: yeah
You: how have you been?
You: are you doing well?
Stranger: yeah
You: don't be afraid
You: how you like coffee?
Stranger: puro
You: do you have any pain?
Stranger: no
You: i sense something about you
You: are you alright?
You: do you need help?
You: why are you talking with me like that?
Stranger: porque vc é uma puta
You: do you need something?
Stranger: não
You: want to be an astronaut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
ResponderEliminarYou: bad reception
Stranger: hii
Stranger: wht can i do
You: who are you?
Stranger: i dunno u too
You: what do you want from me?
You: i don't have any money
You: Do you care about dolphins?
Stranger: can u show your pics
Stranger: are u female
You: are you?
Stranger: male
You: why all the questions?
You: What do you want from me?
Stranger: if u dont want to talk u can click disconnect button
You: I fell like i wanna rule the world...
You: Don't you think that's a little naiive?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
ResponderEliminarStranger: heyy
You: hello
You: hi?
Stranger: wordd upp home skillet
You: are you there?
Stranger: yes
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: yes
You: ok with me
Stranger: yes
You: any more words than yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: LMFAAOO
Stranger: yehh
Stranger: whats up?
You: i dont's see your point
Stranger: i dont have one
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: why all this thing?
Stranger: why isn;t all this thing?
Stranger: TO BE OR NOT TO BE
You: i'm concerned about your heath
You: do you feel ok?
Stranger: BUT SOFT WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS IT IS THE EAST AND STRANGER IS THE SUN
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: yes
You: do you feel alright?
Stranger: yessssssssssssssssssssssss
You: do you have any pain?
Stranger: I FEEEL GOOOD DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUNNNN
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: OK
Stranger: IM
Stranger: OKKKK
Stranger: MY GOD
Stranger: IM
You: wht do you want from me?
Stranger: FINEE
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: ASKING
Stranger: I WANT YOU
Stranger: TO STOP
Stranger: ASKING IF ITS OK
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: OKK
Stranger: DO
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
ResponderEliminarYou: hi
Stranger: hi
You: at east we meet
Stranger: ha?
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: yea
You: i dont understand your atitude
Stranger: i dont know what you are talking about
You: why is that?
You: do you fell kinda funny?
Stranger: not at all
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: not okay
You: this can be a lot more easier
Stranger: how
You: i dont see your point
Stranger: neither do i see yours
You: im concerned about your health
You: do you feel ok?
Stranger: not really
You: what about pain?
Stranger: serious
You: and do you think that's ok?
You: we can do this the easy way or the hard wa
You: so waht's gona be?
Stranger: i don't know
You: let's call it bruce
Stranger: ha ok
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: ok
You: why does this hae to be so hard
Stranger: dontknow
You: you think you're funny don't you?
Stranger: im not
Stranger: you think you're funny don't you?
You: what do you want from me?
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: i dont knw
You: and do you think that's ok?
Stranger: i was joking
You: why is that?
Stranger: i mean i dont really want cybersex
You: lol! omfg! I have to go
You: you were far the guy with most pacience for me!
You: XD
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you are welcome
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ResponderEliminaromegle fag
que rei.... "i'm concerned about your health" ahahaha
ResponderEliminarAhahah que momento hilariante este protagonizado pelo jovem Pedro Gustavo, o mítico "Dragon Ball", habitante da Residência Ninja, na Rua de Barros. De facto, pedro consegue explorar bem a confusão que cria na mente do atormentado "Stranger", que ainda mais atordoado fica ao ver o quanto Pedro se preocupa com o estado geral da sua saúde.
ResponderEliminarAcho imprescindivel reconhecer a "piada" como uma idiossincrasiazinha de Pedro Gustavo, que malbarata bytes, na internet.... Só um aparte... andam pessoas em África a falecer esfomeadas e tu, Pedro, desperdiças bytes que essas pessoas poderiam utilizar como alimento? Acho que este é o ponto negativo deste momento hilário que a todos proporcionaste. C"O"mprimentos.
O maior: Dinis "Fafense" Oliveira
ja ganhavas vida e paravas de postar essa merda aqui.
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