sexta-feira, 29 de janeiro de 2010

I can't help myself!

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: well
Stranger: and u?
You: im interested in your health
You: im concerned about you
You: are you ok?
Stranger: yeah
You: how have you been?
You: are you doing well?
Stranger: yeah
You: don't be afraid
You: how you like coffee?
Stranger: puro
You: do you have any pain?
Stranger: no
You: i sense something about you
You: are you alright?
You: do you need help?
You: why are you talking with me like that?
Stranger: porque vc é uma puta
You: do you need something?
Stranger: não
You: want to be an astronaut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7 comentários:

  1. You: hi
    You: bad reception
    Stranger: hii
    Stranger: wht can i do
    You: who are you?
    Stranger: i dunno u too
    You: what do you want from me?
    You: i don't have any money
    You: Do you care about dolphins?
    Stranger: can u show your pics
    Stranger: are u female
    You: are you?
    Stranger: male
    You: why all the questions?
    You: What do you want from me?
    Stranger: if u dont want to talk u can click disconnect button
    You: I fell like i wanna rule the world...
    You: Don't you think that's a little naiive?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  2. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy
    You: hello
    You: hi?
    Stranger: wordd upp home skillet
    You: are you there?
    Stranger: yes
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: yes
    You: ok with me
    Stranger: yes
    You: any more words than yes?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: LMFAAOO
    Stranger: yehh
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: i dont's see your point
    Stranger: i dont have one
    Stranger: HAHAHA
    You: why all this thing?
    Stranger: why isn;t all this thing?
    Stranger: TO BE OR NOT TO BE
    You: i'm concerned about your heath
    You: do you feel ok?
    Stranger: BUT SOFT WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS IT IS THE EAST AND STRANGER IS THE SUN
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: yes
    You: do you feel alright?
    Stranger: yessssssssssssssssssssssss
    You: do you have any pain?
    Stranger: I FEEEL GOOOD DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUNNNN
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: ITS
    Stranger: OK
    Stranger: IM
    Stranger: OKKKK
    Stranger: MY GOD
    Stranger: IM
    You: wht do you want from me?
    Stranger: FINEE
    Stranger: STOP
    Stranger: ASKING
    Stranger: I WANT YOU
    Stranger: TO STOP
    Stranger: ASKING IF ITS OK
    Stranger: ITS
    Stranger: OKK
    Stranger: DO
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: fuck you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  3. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: at east we meet
    Stranger: ha?
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: yea
    You: i dont understand your atitude
    Stranger: i dont know what you are talking about
    You: why is that?
    You: do you fell kinda funny?
    Stranger: not at all
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: not okay
    You: this can be a lot more easier
    Stranger: how
    You: i dont see your point
    Stranger: neither do i see yours
    You: im concerned about your health
    You: do you feel ok?
    Stranger: not really
    You: what about pain?
    Stranger: serious
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    You: we can do this the easy way or the hard wa
    You: so waht's gona be?
    Stranger: i don't know
    You: let's call it bruce
    Stranger: ha ok
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: ok
    You: why does this hae to be so hard
    Stranger: dontknow
    You: you think you're funny don't you?
    Stranger: im not
    Stranger: you think you're funny don't you?
    You: what do you want from me?
    Stranger: cybersex?
    Stranger: i dont knw
    You: and do you think that's ok?
    Stranger: i was joking
    You: why is that?
    Stranger: i mean i dont really want cybersex
    You: lol! omfg! I have to go
    You: you were far the guy with most pacience for me!
    You: XD
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: you are welcome

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  4. que rei.... "i'm concerned about your health" ahahaha

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  5. Ahahah que momento hilariante este protagonizado pelo jovem Pedro Gustavo, o mítico "Dragon Ball", habitante da Residência Ninja, na Rua de Barros. De facto, pedro consegue explorar bem a confusão que cria na mente do atormentado "Stranger", que ainda mais atordoado fica ao ver o quanto Pedro se preocupa com o estado geral da sua saúde.
    Acho imprescindivel reconhecer a "piada" como uma idiossincrasiazinha de Pedro Gustavo, que malbarata bytes, na internet.... Só um aparte... andam pessoas em África a falecer esfomeadas e tu, Pedro, desperdiças bytes que essas pessoas poderiam utilizar como alimento? Acho que este é o ponto negativo deste momento hilário que a todos proporcionaste. C"O"mprimentos.

    O maior: Dinis "Fafense" Oliveira

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  6. ja ganhavas vida e paravas de postar essa merda aqui.

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